You seem to be suffering from what we psychiatrists call "whooping cough". That is, the failure of the autonomic nervous system to properly digest leafy greens. Glad I could help.
(and yes, I stole nearly all of that from Monty Python!)
Ah, beware! It's likely to be a batch of puppies -- rarely come in ones. I had four!!! Well, not at the same time, but you get the picture! Still, nothing wrong with puppies, MZ!
@Brian Miller: I'm buying one of those lounge chairs... and getting you a smoking pipe and thick rimmed glasses... You can say "Hmmmm interesting" while I vent to you!
This is serious and requires a three prong attack. First, stay up for 48 hours straight. Next, you must visit your local animal shelter and local child shelter. I believe they are called daycares. You must spend two hours in each location, cleaning and caring for puppies/babies. Do not be shocked if you have the urge to run out the door of either location after 40 minutes or less. You might find a bottle wine or a few Xanex will help calm the nerves.
Mama Zen, I have the exact same urge and dreams. I dream of babies and pregnancy and wake up actually wanting to do it all over again. My son is only 5. During the day I waste hours online shopping local rescues and shelters for puppies. I also get all mushy over babies and puppies, every time I see one. I'm thinking it's something to do with the biological clock I thought I was born without.
Broody Mama ...Broody. My litle Yokie is adorable company!! LOL :) Hard work to train them though! Girls stop playing as the age, boy dogs never stop!! Always want to play!
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(Takes out his pen)
How long have you been having these dreams Mama Zen?
(This Broads Crazy)
Really? Please continue....
...All the way to Yahtzee-Ville!!
you feel your dau getting older and still want to cling to her adolescence as it makes you feel needed...
sorry fell into my therapist mode...actually i would probably ask more questions before ever making an assumption like that...
Hope in your dream you are pregnant with a human child and not a litter of puppies - now that would be weird.
You seem to be suffering from what we psychiatrists call "whooping cough". That is, the failure of the autonomic nervous system to properly digest leafy greens. Glad I could help.
(and yes, I stole nearly all of that from Monty Python!)
I think one more martini before bedtime will keep you from having those dreams. At least, that's what I would do. :)
Sounds to me like your subconscious wants you to give birth to a live puppy.
Well you do call her baby puppy. Maybe your mind is just fooling with you.
Or maybe it's telling to beware, as you will have a ghoulies moment and puppies will start popping out of you.
Ah, beware! It's likely to be a batch of puppies -- rarely come in ones. I had four!!! Well, not at the same time, but you get the picture! Still, nothing wrong with puppies, MZ!
Sylvia
............ I agree with Brian.
Therapist Mode is STRONG in that one.
@Brian Miller: I'm buying one of those lounge chairs... and getting you a smoking pipe and thick rimmed glasses... You can say "Hmmmm interesting" while I vent to you!
Seriously... I am....
Baby Puppy is getting old enough now that you've had a chance to forget things like diaper changes and having to do everything RightThisInstant! ?
You obviously have the need to nurture! Get a puppy, a baby is to much like hard work! LOL
I say get the puppy and be done with it. :)
Uh oh, baby fever.
Baby sit for a friend or go to the mall and watch for frazzled new moms. That may help.
Puppies are easier, but only marginally. Picture yourself scrubbing "accidents" out of your favorite carpet.
Time for another gecko...
Maybe you just want a puppy.
hmm... I get that sometimes... just your eggs calling you to say hello.
This is serious and requires a three prong attack. First, stay up for 48 hours straight. Next, you must visit your local animal shelter and local child shelter. I believe they are called daycares. You must spend two hours in each location, cleaning and caring for puppies/babies. Do not be shocked if you have the urge to run out the door of either location after 40 minutes or less. You might find a bottle wine or a few Xanex will help calm the nerves.
Mama Zen, I have the exact same urge and dreams. I dream of babies and pregnancy and wake up actually wanting to do it all over again. My son is only 5. During the day I waste hours online shopping local rescues and shelters for puppies. I also get all mushy over babies and puppies, every time I see one.
I'm thinking it's something to do with the biological clock I thought I was born without.
I think ab has the solution.
Maybe the puppy can be your baby. Have a great weekend!
Broody Mama ...Broody. My litle Yokie is adorable company!! LOL :)
Hard work to train them though! Girls stop playing as the age, boy dogs never stop!! Always want to play!
heheheheheheh. :D
Watching her growing and realizing how time flies....
Puppies are so much easier, so go that route. Or not. You could just leave it in your dreams.
just remember, frisky eggs produce twins
I'm not sure if I can advise. I have two daughters AND a dog. K.
It's your Zen speaking.
Beware of psychological pregnancy ...
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