A little pickin' and grinnin' . . .
Put that silly lingerie away.
If you really want to see a French maid,
I'll hire one.
She can vacuum in the nude.
And, don't bother making reservations
or grabbing a rose at the filling station.
Just take a look around
you're already screwed.
Because all day
I've had foreplay
doing what I have to do for yours and mine.
Now, I just want to climax
with a Xanax.
Happy Hallmark Day to you, my Valentine!
Ohhhhhh, Happy Hallmark Day to you, my Valentine . . .
Love ya, baby!
Who says romance is dead?
45 comments:
Oh hell yes! and I thought I did good buying some chocolate a day early. hahahaha I should have read this first!
This is so great. And Happy V Day to the Zen family!
Amen. :-)
Brilliant. I thought of hiring a maid too! :) Happy Valentine's day!
Excellent. Happy Valentine's Day to you and your family :)
that is the most amazing valntine song i have ever heard. lol. hope your day is filled with love...
I'm boycotting VD this year...
(That sounds weird)
Happy Valantine's Day to you and to Baby Puppy, you soppy romantic, you!
Now that's a love song I can related to.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Rosemary and Reflections
Perfect!
Happy Valentine's Day
lol! I saw a group of sheepish men shuffling toward the cash registers with their bouquets at the grocery store this morning. Romance is alive and kicking!
Loved this song, Mama Zen! Have a fabulous non-Valentine sort of day. :)
LMAO! I think this speaks to many of us long-married folk!
Hey, he's getting you a camera. Gotta love a man like that.
oh let me print that out for my man today. guess he'll get what he deserves lol
Happy Hallmark Day is right. Is this an original MZ composition? Sure sounds like it could be.
HA! I'm gonna print this off and use it as my gift. :)
Happy Valentine's day!
I can't compete with Xanax.
"Just take a look around/you're already screwed" are great lines. I will remember them.
That was fun.
Very cute Mama Zen.
LOL!
This is so good. I can see I need to come back to this blog!!
Um, you said climax! LOL Loved that. Happy Valentine's Day and Gung Hay Fat Choy!
I got flowers.
And then I got flowers.
And then my man cooked me lunch.
I will keep him.
Haha! Happy Valentines day to you!!
LOL
iz this appropriate for my age groop? probly not, butt I reely lieked it. hapee valentimes.
xo
You, my dear, are gifted. That was seriously funny.
Climax with Xanax? Comedy gold.
Booyah.
Happy V-day.
So get her a cockatiel if she behaves. Cost about $30-$40 to obtain, doesn't eat much, makes few, small messes, males whistle often but unobtrusively.
Happy Valentine's day to you too !
the queen of cynical *grin*
My husband gave me a card for the first time, bought sushi, sashimi, poke, and chocolate. We enjoyed a cozy evening at home as we like it.
Nice to meet you Zen Mom and thanks for commenting on my blog! I like your sense of humor here.
♥
"Take a look around, you're already screwed": I'm stealing that and writing it in my husband's card. A Hallmark one, naturally.
That. Is. AWESOME!!
Rocking it, as ever, MZ!
See, that's the kind of sentiment I would like to see inside a card.
*sniff sniff*
I wasn't expecting to be brought to tears.
LOL ... never a dull moment here ;-)
Hugs and blessings,
I'm quite sure nobody does romance like you! HOpe it was a good one.
xo
erin
Very pretty! I want to make them float on the air!
The New Era Hallmark Card has just arrived
Thanks for the reality valentine
Here from Jingle come join us
Chuckling, shaking my head, and feeling a bit sorry for the fool. Only a little bit. Thanks for sharing this.
LMAO!! That cracked me UP!!!
Oh God.. I can't stop laughing..
I've been married with twins for only 3 years.. but once you're married, you're married! doesn't matter for how long! hahaha :D
I loved it
Maybe I can do romance...lol.
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