A little pickin' and grinnin' . . .
Put that silly lingerie away.
If you really want to see a French maid,
I'll hire one.
She can vacuum in the nude.
And, don't bother making reservations
or grabbing a rose at the filling station.
Just take a look around
you're already screwed.
Because all day
I've had foreplay
doing what I have to do for yours and mine.
Now, I just want to climax
with a Xanax.
Happy Hallmark Day to you, my Valentine!
Ohhhhhh, Happy Hallmark Day to you, my Valentine . . .
Love ya, baby!
Who says romance is dead?