I guess it was back in August that Baby Puppy started decorating and planning for Halloween. It was then that I learned that watching a jack-o'-lantern decay was very high on her six year old bucket list. I, of course, assured her that we would watch one rot. Then, I promptly forget all about it.
Baby Puppy did not forget.
So, meet Porno Doll Pumpkin:
Baby Puppy did not forget.
So, meet Porno Doll Pumpkin:
If I manage to grow H1N1 vaccine before I can sneak him to the trash, I'll let you know.
Wordful Wednesday!
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All I can say is Ewwwww....LOL!
I was just starting to understand the porno part, when you called it a 'Him'!
Now I'm I'm very disgusted....
I'm glad you called him, "Him".
Not sure about the Doll part though...
Now that, is what what you'd call a "Portishead". Or a "Glory Box" anyway. (Wanna guess what's stuck in my head this morning. Oops... I thaid... "head".)
Scary no matter what the sex. :)
PDP is definitely a cautionary tale!
Um...I rarely laugh this hard before I've had my coffee. This is frickin' hilarious.
Sexy scary reminder!!!
Bahahahahaha!!!! There are no words. Only laughs! LOL!!
I can only imagine what the inside looks and smells like! Yuck!
My daughters teacher has a rotting pumpkin/jack-o-lantern in the classroom. I asked about it and she said, I wonder what that will look like at the end of the year? So... it's not going to be thrown away then?
i think i get it. ;) hard to believe halloween is already over
oh oh! I'll never look at a pumpkin the same again!
hahaha, MZ! It looks like it gave birth to Jason! ;)
Hmmm, in my younger days, I may have considered that pumpkin an option!!
You did see "American Pie", right? lol
He doesn't look too happy to be called anything, let alone a porn star.
In October, a pumpkin has the face a child gave him. In November, he has the face he's earned. ROFL
He looks sad! :(
Oh, my!
Susan @ Stony River's comment has me chuckling!
Yesterday we hauled our pumpkins out to the compost and I chopped them into tiny pieces with a shovel. Maybe I could twist that into something dark to post on my blog, mwahahaha!
ha! see what the decadent lifestyle does....
Granted, the title of this post got my attention (much like the one I did that got yours earlier in the week), but...ummm....er....hmmmm...
Help?
OMG, pumpkins in LA last two days before they are completely green and furry with mold.
I'm impressed.
have fun, much love
I am scared (and scarred.)
Wordless Wednesday
Ah yes, my son wanted to hold on to his pumpkin forever and ever and ever. Even after the decay started, last year. Luckily the carved pumpkin stayed at Grandma's house this year. ;)
lol.
OMG...was it lousy sex or what? LOL
I never knew what men see in those dolls. Horrible they are anyway. Only in a case of deep desperation... With the eyes closed.
I like the all-circles route. I've gotten severely mutilated trying to carve those darn triangles.
I love it! It drives my husband crazy to let the kids design the pumpkin. Good for you, porno or no porno!
Just look at those age lines.
LOL. Nice.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Awesome!
On a non-porn-related note, our winters are damn cold. We still had perfectly intact October 2008 pumpkins as of April 2009. By May, they were fading fast. By July, a mere pile of pumpkin mush. And quite amazingly, pumkin plants had begun to grow here in September - though we had frost last month and now they're done. They got about tomato size though!
Awesome! I have been enjoying observing the morphing of our jack-o-lantern. Who knew mold could come in so many colors?
Very Creepy!
Did you made this.. awesome..
He is definitely looking a bit seedy over there. *shudder*
tee hee....you kill me girl. KILL ME>
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