Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Starter Boy


"He's hot," sighed Baby Puppy.

"He's WHAT?" gasped Baby Puppy's suddenly prudish mother.


I thought that I would get to ease into this kind of thing with a little Jonas Brothers or something. I mean, isn't there supposed to be some sort of cute, non-threatening starter boy? Well, there should be. I'm thinking someone sweet and androgynous. You know, someone you couldn't even picture having a penis.

But, this guy?


Epic fail on the "can't picture him with a penis" test. I should know; for the sake of fairness, I checked more than once!

23 comments:

G-Man said...

I heard that he shy's away from bathing...
Thats what I've read...
Look it up!

Susan DeAngelis said...

lol!

Yes, he's a hotty alright. The forbidden fruit is always so tempting.

looking forward to the second in the series.
Smiles,
Sue

Shadow said...

wow, she's got goooood taste...

Akelamalu said...

How old is baby puppy? LOL

Stacie's Madness said...

hahhah.

My son says girls are "smokin hot"...where do they learn this crap?

Lynn said...

In agreement with Shadow - she's got good taste! :)

Talon said...

What girl can resist the smoldering type? But, if G-Man is right, I`m thinking he might be smoldering for all the wrong reasons!

Autumn said...

Not surprising.... with her love for vampires and all. Who could blame her?

LarryG said...

an interesting pass fail test... lol

Gin said...

Thank you. This post will now require another day of recovery from surgery because I think I busted my stitches from laughing.

Akannie said...

LMAO....

Oh, God.

BLess your heart, Mama. It's only just begun...

Mojo said...

Oh you.are.in.so.much.trouble.

"Starter boy"... *snort*

Damn, woman.

ab said...

"can't picture him with a penis"...too funny. At least she has good taste? ha ha.

Jane said...

ditto to what Akannie said....just you wait! And I love your "can/can't picture him with a penis test!" Perfect!

Gabriella Moonlight said...

He was my step daughters starter boy too...indeed he was..he's fairly androgynous, he's good looking indeed...and he's primal and I think that's what we all key in on somewhere in our creature brains...

I agree with Shadow, she has good taste...

pheromone girl said...

Sorry, the undead do nothing for me.

Now, throw Jeff Goldblum up there and it's a completely different story. Smart and funny = sexy in my world.

But don't tell baby puppy or she'll come home with a Joey Ramone look-alike in 2nd grade...

clean and crazy said...

i don't think he is cute, he is scrawny and they do have those look alike dolls out there, i checked, he doesn't have a penis, you are fine.

LL Cool Joe said...

The Jonas Brothers are just so damn ugly though aren't they?

Actually I'm not that keen on having a bath either. James Dean apparently smelt too.

So to be hot maybe you need to stink a bit???

Meg said...

At least he's better looking than Clay Buchholz.

Sylvia said...

I don't know. He surely looks like some kind of plastic stereotype. I would be scared if my girls went out with a boy like this!

dark wings said...

There's a joke about the undead and a penis...but I won't go into that right now...(this is me slinking away...) :)

Corey~living and loving said...

Autumn stole my comment. dang it.

Jannie Funster said...

Oh, oh, I guess the days of the Brady boys, Leif Garrett and Shaun Cassidy are far far behind us?