Saturday, April 12, 2008

Through The Miracle Of Modern Medicine

We're sorry, Mama Zen cannot come to the blog right now. She is undergoing an experimental surgical procedure* to have her head removed from her ass. Please leave a comment, and she'll get back to you as soon as possible.

Thank You!

*Ask your doctor if a rectal-lobotomy is right for you!

7 comments:

The Immoral Matriarch said...

Experimental? Still? With all the people who have needed it over the years? Geezzzz....

MomOf3 said...

Oh my! Makes me wonder what happened! :)

Gretchen said...

Sure hope the experiment goes well. :)

Autumn said...

Oh I hope it turns out OK and both cheeks are evenly removed!
Good luck!

Kristin H. said...

Good Lord, what did you do???

Domestic Accident said...

Does this make your butt smaller, too?

Hope the procedure is a success, and there are minimal complications.

Killlashandra said...

Wow, that says Saturday must have been one heckuva day for you. I'm sure the procedure turned out successful. ;)